Musical How-to Lists

This how-to list thing is getting out of hand. Here are a few from eHow:

How to start a classical music collection
How to listen to classical music critically
How to listen to opera
How to attend a baroque music concert
How to attend a choral concert
How to attend a solo piano concert
How to attend an early music concert

These two are my favorites:

How to select music for a tupperware party
How to appreciate death metal

(Via oboeinsight)