Power failure at city hall. Minister a no show. Married by rabbi instead, but who cares, it was dark. 22 years later still married.Sophie's submission:
Greek Otis waits at the altar. Indian Padma, an hour late. Malaise and scuttlebutt. Padma locked in vestry. Priest beseeching she converts.A huge thanks goes to Opera Atelier for making these tickets available. You can find out more about OA's upcoming production here.
And finally, the classic internet viral video of a timeless wedding and best man FAIL: