Is it a clarinet? Or is it a gun? Take a look at this weird Steampunk clarinet gun from 80GritArt otherwise known as the Kenny G Eliminator (and a photo of ann-dabney with the lethal woodwind instrument in action). Two questions:
1. Is it a B flat or an A clarinet?
2. What caliber of bullet is optimized for being fired through the barrel of a clarinet?
One can only wonder what will happen when this type of tricked-out weaponry reaches the hands of orchestral clarinetists, who may use these diabolical devices to wreak havoc upon unsuspecting conductors.